boicult:

me as hell

(Source: perpetuallystrange, via happiest)

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

(Source: doopstein, via happiest)

Late at night when everyone is asleep, i fill up my bath tub with tomato sauce. I slowly submerge myself imagining that I’m a meatball

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

(Source: catasters, via floozys)

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

image

(via ruinedchildhood)

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

(via ohwsup)

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

(via happiest)

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

(via ohwsup)

surmounts:

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun.

(via ohwsup)

wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

current status: not being kissed or riding a dragon this is unacceptable

(via bbittersweet-destruction)

I’m tired of getting fucked in ways that don’t end in an orgasm.

future-robin:

This is honestly one of my favorite Spongebob moments. Can we take a minute to realize how clever the writing for this show used to be? 

(Source: iraffiruse, via kanyewesticle)

titytwochainz:

bruh

titytwochainz:

bruh

(Source: kngshxt, via colourmetrippy)

ohayyy, my name is andrea, i like cats, cultures, boys, reading, and i'm going to be the next Kreayshawn. awwwwyeeeah